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This is called a Bailey&Camilo moment.
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nozmo

sorry... October 10th, 2009, 2:05 am

I got sick a little and then after that I got better... but then I don't know, I felt like I lost motivation to do anything! All I did was sleep and go to school... I couldn't even do my homework. Uhhhg I just feel really frustrated because I don't know what I want to do with my life! AAHHH


I feel so stupid ksdjshdsa sorry guys aaahhh


lighter talk:
who was the one who made the TVTropes page?! that was pretty cool!! :)

EDIT: oh I better link it: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Alternate

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user comments:


may (Guest)

October 10th, 2009, 2:30 am

that's completely okay Nozmo :)

You updated, so that's just as great~<3

Oh, and, what's TVTropes page? D8?


jezza (Guest)

October 10th, 2009, 6:34 am

I was hoping they'd make a page for Alternate on tvtropes for ages! I would do it myself but I have no idea how to make a page haha.


BubblegumNinja

October 10th, 2009, 6:54 am

XD These two are amazing together. I love how they just keep jumping to conclusions.


Ringo (Guest)

October 10th, 2009, 8:39 am

Totally seeing Allison's expressions in Camilo's face. It's lovely. <3


siskhi

October 10th, 2009, 8:48 am

hahahah Camilio why are you so stupid xDDD!!!
hahahah this page, as many others, made me laugh so much! xD

this page was really tense xDDDD;;;.....


kunpuu.chan

October 10th, 2009, 9:29 am

HOMOS OR NO HOMOS NOZMO WRITES THE BEST. COMICS. EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please publish Alternate!!! I WANT TO OWN IT. I'd buy an anthology of yours, no doubt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


brilliant at breakfast

October 10th, 2009, 12:08 pm

You have plenty of time to think about what you want to do. Just explore what you're interested in, and I'm sure you'll find it. Try out some new things, too! No need to stress about it this early. :]


Guest

October 10th, 2009, 12:16 pm

Bailey's face in the third panel is the best!

;( I wanted to make a TV Tropes page for Alternate...


Jazeki

October 10th, 2009, 12:41 pm

Don't worry Nozmo, you're not the only one who has no idea what to do in life (*sobs*). And lol, Camilo, how're you gonna fix this?


JustAnotherAnon (Guest)

October 10th, 2009, 1:57 pm

Panel 7 = Win

That Expression!


JerryTerry (Guest)

October 10th, 2009, 1:58 pm

Alternate is back? Yaaay~! Frowning hurts bailey's face? lol

Heh, I know how you feel. My final year of mandatory school is coming to an end, and I pick NOW of all times to realise I have no idea what the hell I wanna do! xD


CatzCradle

October 10th, 2009, 2:44 pm

Awesome angry face Bailey. xD


nyappyTIRAMISU

October 10th, 2009, 3:41 pm

LOL They're adorable.
They're both just so... upset. XD


notallthatevil

notallthatevil October 10th, 2009, 4:06 pm

dude i thought you died. any way this is probabley the greatist BEST internet thing ever you could probabley make a carrier out of it


GoldenGossamer

October 10th, 2009, 5:41 pm

xD awe how cute, they both are so clueless.


e-mily (Guest)

October 10th, 2009, 6:36 pm

Bailey's face in panel three cracks me up XD.


Chan Is No Longer a Guest

October 10th, 2009, 9:00 pm

LMAO. THEY'RE SILLY.
I was thinking yesterday, "I'M AWESOME. I SHALL BE THE AWESOMEST EVER." And thought of this comic.
And then. Imagined Skye to the Pokemon theme song.
Cause he wants to be the very best! That no one ever was!!
Shuttingupnow.


Theowl

October 10th, 2009, 9:03 pm

yes, ha ha and what a wonderful moment it is. XD


Piano-kun

*raises hand* October 10th, 2009, 9:57 pm

I'm the one who made the page. I've been a troper for about 2-3 years, and was like, "How come Alternate doesn't have an entry?" Someone else wrote a description on the "Slice of Life" comic entry, but there still wasn't a page...so I create one BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR WEBCOMIC SO MUCH. (you can check the page's history if you don't believe me)

...Please don't hate me.


Kaiya-chii

October 10th, 2009, 11:26 pm

Urghhhhh I just finally read the whole comic. XD So amusing. I love it.


The_Crazy_Freak

October 11th, 2009, 4:38 am

This page is hilarious! xDDD


Shandr

October 11th, 2009, 8:25 am

Don't sweat it, everyone has their ups and downs ^^
By the way, I love how you're art style has evolved slightly - it's nothing much, you can still recognize it easily :D


crunchyblueberry

October 11th, 2009, 11:37 am

I'm not even kidding when I say this is my favorite comic EVER. EH-VAR. <3

And I know you said there wouldn't be any romance in Alternate, but....I CAN'T STOP THE SHIPPING!!! D: THE HOPELESS ROMANTIC FANGIRL IN ME IS SCREAMING TO BE LET OUT!!!!!


Hungryformore21

October 11th, 2009, 9:19 pm

I must say... This is about the funniest page X)
Oh and ummm... well sorry if this sounds rude but will Todd and Petunia be up and running again soon? I'm sure it must be hard managing 2+ comics at the same time :(


hiruda

October 11th, 2009, 10:25 pm

ZOMG 8DDDD skdljflsd I am a major CamiloxBailey Fag > < skdjflsd they are adorable togetherrrr D8888

and bawwww cute Bailey puffy face > <


nozmo

October 12th, 2009, 12:19 am

Hungryformore21: Haha, not rude at all! But I wish I could answer your question... it's kind of complicated right now and I don't know when I can update that thing.


Lacana

EEEEEEE October 12th, 2009, 11:39 pm

I RUV CAMILO C: UHURR


Renmiu

October 13th, 2009, 8:56 am

this couple is ftw!!!!
xD I love the combo they make
they go together well...locked in.....*dreams up crazy fanfictions of what will happen between them*
>D


fgirlmaggie

October 13th, 2009, 11:29 pm

Haha that page rocked. Pretty awesome. (Re: TVTropes page. But also this comic page.)

I haven't been on SJ in foreverrrr and I never go on anymore but now I have a reason, if you're updating again! ^^ No pressure I mean. O_O lol I'm just excited to see anything by you updated. :D

Love Camilo, still~ <3


mystraven

October 14th, 2009, 11:44 pm

SHE'S SO CUTEEEE

OMGAH IT'S OVERWHELMING


supermallu

IGLOO October 16th, 2009, 6:11 pm

good 2 know that you feel better :D
great page, panel 7 is the best!! and also i like that they both have inside talks with them self!! ;)


Elli (Guest)

LOL October 18th, 2009, 4:01 am

Camilo is one of my favorites.

Hilariously enough we share a birthday! TEEHEE.

I love the look on Bailey's face. XDDD


emruki

October 18th, 2009, 2:31 pm

Oh man, Alternate rivals Death Note in terms of characters relentlessly thinking. <3 I really missed reading this comic~!


Lark

October 19th, 2009, 2:46 am

Dawwwwww Bailey and Camilo make a totally hilarious combination, what cuties ;_;


JerryTerry (Guest)

October 19th, 2009, 2:55 pm

Since Hungryformore asked about T&P, I suppose I may as well mention it... what about Ebony Prince?

I mean, not to sound like one of your common (And often out of line IMO)update whiners/demanders, but EP was damn brilliant! But is it dead now? (And what was the outcome of the writing competition?)

Um, yeah. Hope you don't think ill of me for asking, I just wondered what the situation was with it.


effervescentstripes (Guest)

October 19th, 2009, 7:21 pm

Oh. OH.
How did I miss this updating the day before my birthday. nozmo thank you so much so much so much for being awesome. ;-;

I hope you sort out your feelings about your life/future.


cebe

October 19th, 2009, 7:24 pm

bguh

I forgot how hilarious this comic was. Just read it from beginning to end and shiiiiit I'd buy it if you published it.

Also, poor Camilo.


Knockster (Guest)

October 20th, 2009, 2:18 pm

Well, lol @ the Photobucket thing.


nozmo

October 20th, 2009, 5:38 pm

knockster: LOL? MORE LIKE TEARS since I can't do anything about it atm


cyan

October 20th, 2009, 5:49 pm

hahaha wow nozmo... that was fast


Knockster (Guest)

October 21st, 2009, 8:20 am

Nozmo: Oh no no, I see you've coped with it pretty fast and well! CONGRATS.

...and it's pretty cool actually.


chocomog

October 21st, 2009, 12:12 pm

oh you've changed your layout :o !


MiukeN (Guest)

October 25th, 2009, 5:13 am

you actually could make me laugh with your comics :'D


jonasfx

October 27th, 2009, 1:51 pm

ohyeah, check out the layout. ch-ch-changees~


walkwithtime

October 28th, 2009, 9:18 pm

YAY YOU'RE BACK!! I have been eagerly awaiting your return :D


Karen Misnomer (Guest)

a question October 29th, 2009, 8:30 pm

what is Bailey's natural hair color?


Hungryformore21

October 30th, 2009, 3:27 pm

You know I was just wondering the same thing... I wonder if it's blond D:


chocomog

November 1st, 2009, 4:36 am

I think it's blue cotton.


Hungryformore21

November 1st, 2009, 6:03 pm

But it says on the characters page that Bailey's role is "The girl who dyed her hair blue" D:


Falling Sky

*TAKESINADEEPBREATH* November 2nd, 2009, 11:03 pm

Well hi thar! It took me...ohhh two sitting to finish your comic to the last update? Yeah, thats about it! In fact, the only reason I really got a Smack Jeezes account was to comment here and on Marco Polo by Lark. *see upward comment...somewhere up there.* MAYBE I CAN MAKE MY OWN FOR I AM A GOOD DRAWER BUT IT'S UNLIKELY. Anyways, My favorite character is....well, I'm stuck between Skye and Calimo and Paris, sooo. I LOVE YOU.

P.S. Uhh. The Sky is Falling :D


ninjakitties

November 5th, 2009, 1:49 am

I thought it was about time that I pledged my loyalty to your comic.
Alternate makes me happy enough to fangirl (which is very, very rare). I read through the archives (twice) back before you started re-updating. Then I decided to check back not very long ago and and squee'd like a thing possessed, due to the sudden updates.
I'm glad that this comic hasn't died like so many of the others out there. *glomph*


quinn (Guest)

November 12th, 2009, 6:00 pm

"I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU"

that's probably what god is thinking about me right now. XD


Caz Teh Frog

Lovely ! November 12th, 2009, 9:31 pm

Ooh! Nice!
I use to read your webcomic in the innocence of my youth (that was, what? 2 years ago?) and now I'm back and I find out it's still ON, baby!
Wonderful.
Your drawing skills have improved. My compliments.


M. (Guest)

November 14th, 2009, 9:30 pm

You are awesome, end of story. I love your comic to bits. :3


pompi

November 16th, 2009, 1:05 am

They make a great dynamic duo. Ha ha! XD


Wyrda

November 23rd, 2009, 8:58 pm

OMFG Camilo!!!!! He is SOOOOO funny!!! When he thought she was gonna cry... I nearly burst a lung laughing!


emli (Guest)

November 30th, 2009, 9:13 am

Yay!Nozmo!You're back!:D
Poor Camilo,I can totally relate to him :I


Worlok375 (Guest)

December 9th, 2009, 4:01 pm

Almost two months now...oh well I guess you're just busy. :)


Deadwood (Guest)

'Comic will update Mondays and Wednesdays' December 12th, 2009, 9:43 am

YEAH RIGHT OKAY, BABY


Purple$ubstance

I tried December 13th, 2009, 9:39 pm

but yeah I gotta do this:
"THEY IS DAH CUTE-TEST!!!"
I wish I was Bailey, she has so many lovely emotions that there be no room for the angst emo corner segments of life :)


CopyZinks123

December 28th, 2009, 4:13 pm

when are ya updatin the new comic, or submitting new devitions


adnap (Guest)

December 29th, 2009, 10:22 pm

What is it with you and long breaks from your comics :(

I guess you must just be busy, but still you'd think you could have at least posted a small one


mary (Guest)

UPDATE December 29th, 2009, 10:37 pm

UPDATE NOWWWW
please...?
it's so good ._.
i'm freaking out over here.


Kinoko

January 2nd, 2010, 10:12 pm

CONFESSION OF LOVE?
Totally didn't expect Camilo to be such a worrywort :D

Beat that real life up! STAY ALIVE, SHOOT THOSE ZOMBIES


Heldrad

January 6th, 2010, 6:46 pm

Hello Nozmo! I'm here re-reading the whole chapter! I've been missing you and your updates for a while, but I also had issues of my own and completely neglected SJ and my comics for 7 months ;3;~ I understand what you're going through~ :) We're with you, though! No matter how much time it passes, we'll still follow you and wait for your updates ^^! We're your fans!! We'll always be there for you :D!


subomi

January 10th, 2010, 2:55 pm

hi not to be rude but when are you updating cause suspense always kills me. just wondering and sorry if it is rude sounding


Eshidu (Guest)

I luuv yeew D: January 18th, 2010, 12:15 am

updates would equal much luff. ; ~;


rainysidewalks

January 20th, 2010, 7:22 pm

don't feel stupid! I hope you feel better soon :(

also, the way you draw facial expressions is pure awesomesauce.


sarah (Guest)

January 23rd, 2010, 11:47 pm

i missssss you :(
keep us posted where you are, you have an amazing comic!


Meg-comics

Don´t Worry~ February 9th, 2010, 10:03 pm

First of all: I love that Camilo guy xD! Not Really, I just love him x)

Don´t worry for us dear :) You make me laugh all this time, and your comic it's just amazing! Totally funny! Your style is simple and that makes it so... cool xD I really admire you! So I'll wait for you all the time you need! You deserved it! :)

PS: You changed your style a little bit, didn´t you? It's nice :)


taniabuttonz

February 12th, 2010, 4:26 pm

love htis comic great job :]


Guest

February 12th, 2010, 6:02 pm

OMG is awesome! *--*


squishy_kitten_76

February 14th, 2010, 8:27 pm

WHERE ARE YOUUUU. *^*


Sevicia

Oh god! February 15th, 2010, 4:22 pm

Please, come baaaaaaaack!!! (when you are ready :I) Come baaaaaaack!!! (When yur rdy =D) Come baaackkk!!! (...;D)


Guest

February 17th, 2010, 4:03 pm

WELL I just finished reading the whole comic and it ROCKS SOOOO HARD. I love it, and I hope you'll update it again someday. :D Don't worry too much about not knowing what you want to do with your life- you aren't the only one in that predicament. *coughs and points at self* Just don't give up hope!


wafflecon

February 25th, 2010, 5:36 pm

Nooooo! I must know what happens! :(
Nozmo, this comic has been very enjoyable for me to read, so far. :D I hope you can update real soon.


Kasbunny (Guest)

March 13th, 2010, 6:26 pm

I love coming back to re-read through this comic. I love it soooo much! Where are you now? Will Alternate ever continue? Will Bailey and Camilo ever get out of there? Will we ever find ooouuutt?!


Caddyl (Guest)

Noooo March 15th, 2010, 11:37 pm

Please keep doing this!! ; _____;

I must know what happens!


Mouse (Guest)

March 18th, 2010, 2:49 am

Your comic is so wonderful and fun - I can't remember enjoying reading something as much as this. Your whole light style and random manner is incredibly refreshing, it's really so much fun to see. You have a great armful of delightfully energetic and different characters, and great sequential story telling abilities. But I think my favourite by far is your style, because that is what really gives it the peppy, light, but powerful attitude.
Thanks for the lovely world you've created :3


loveanimelove

April 1st, 2010, 6:57 pm

Are you planning on continuing this? Because it's too good not to!


Tiffy (Guest)

April 2nd, 2010, 4:14 am

he is so ruining his reputation..


bliss (Guest)

April 12th, 2010, 3:47 am

Dear awesome person in the internet that makes awesome comics,

Hello maker of awesome comics, i sure hope you are fine, wherever you are in the world.

i am hoping that you are fine and that you might continue this.. ;__;

i love all your comics and you are such an awesome person, although i don't know you irl.

if school or irl problems are bothering you atm, i hope those troubles get solved and would go away.

i am hoping for the best, good luck to you.

Love, random stranger from the internet who loves your comics.

ps: i would so like to give you a random happy sentence to cheer you up or something. You are awesome. <3


Han (Guest)

*A* April 16th, 2010, 10:24 pm

This is great, and I will wait all the time you need.
You´ve turned me into a fan in just one hour.
You are magnificent at making me laugh :D


Falling Sky

April 20th, 2010, 9:55 pm

HAH HAH YOU NEED TO UPDATE THIS BEFORE I STEAL YOR SOCKS HAH.


raaawrkttyXD

April 26th, 2010, 7:22 pm

PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE UPDATE<333333


rawrimmastalker (Guest)

May 4th, 2010, 5:43 pm

i think i just shipped these two. ._.


Falling Sky

Heeyyy May 4th, 2010, 8:50 pm

MAYBE Maybe if we comment enough, she'll UPDATE.
PROTEXT! PROTEXT!!


Camz (Guest)

May 8th, 2010, 6:52 pm

I'm a new fan (from Brazil) and I love every single character from your comic (and the comic itself)!Please, update!


SnR (Guest)

WHAT May 22nd, 2010, 11:49 pm

WHAT THE HELL.

You can't make a new page on my birthday... and then leave it... and not update... D: I JUST FOUND THIS. AND I READ IT ALL... TODAY.

Or maybe I started yesterday. I CAN'T REMEMBER.

But now I'm sad because it hasn't updated in seven months and GAHSRJAKSdlfajdslf!


Falling Sky

May 25th, 2010, 1:00 pm

PROTEXT! PROTEXT!!

PROTEXT! PROTEXT!!


INUH (Guest)

I just found this comic . . . May 25th, 2010, 4:02 pm

I always hate it when I find a new comic, spend hours reading the archive and then . . . it hasn't been updated in months. I'm keeping this in my bookmarks, so you'd better update soon.


Falling Sky

May 31st, 2010, 4:52 pm

PROTEXT! PROTEXT!!

PROTEXT! PROTEXT!!


raaawrkttyXD

-sob- June 2nd, 2010, 4:54 pm

ohman, this comic use to be sooooo funnny! <3 please come back :U update!!


squishy_kitten_76

June 5th, 2010, 3:04 am

Added to the list of favorite comics who's authors mysteriously vanished. D:


Falling Sky

June 6th, 2010, 12:30 pm

PROTEXT! PROTEXT!!

PROTEXT! PROTEXT!!

WE MISS SKYE! ;A;


_Sam_

June 8th, 2010, 7:19 pm

I'm just laughing at Camilo.
Really hard.

:D

...oh yeah. And I'll watch out for further updates. Because this is like, the most epic comic EVARR. The "Lord of the Rings" of comics, in fact. I shall worship you, however long your hiatus may be :3


Guest

June 12th, 2010, 8:45 pm

SO WHY HAVEN'T YOU UPDATED.
SERIOUSLY.
I MISS THIS COMIC SO MUCH.
>:C


Guest

June 12th, 2010, 10:06 pm

camilo's face panel 7...
:0...:DD


ChaoticTrilby

No... June 13th, 2010, 10:18 am

I just finally fell in love with the pairing of CamiloXBailey...

Why do you torture us so? Why? T_T I love all these characters. They're amazing. And you need to update. PLEASE?! :(


Falling Sky

June 23rd, 2010, 12:43 pm

IM STILL PROTEXTING.


drinksoup

June 24th, 2010, 6:02 am

after all this time, this comic is still the best out there


kittycatcupcakes

June 25th, 2010, 10:36 pm

you should at least finish it up in a comic or inform that you decided you dont feel like doing it anymore


Mataku (Guest)

June 27th, 2010, 10:07 am

To everyone who's saying things like, "I hate how authors just abandon their comics" or, "tell us if you don't feel like finishing it"... has it ever occurred to you that she has a life? She has stuff going on outside of drawing and the Internet, stuff that's actually truly important. I'm sure she would if she could.

And I love this comic to death too and I wish it could be updated but being bratty about it isn't going to do anything.

So just calm down and keep checking this every so often. Leaving impatient comments isn't going to make her feel better when she gets back.


:/ (Guest)

July 6th, 2010, 9:39 pm

Yeah, seriously
we've waited about this long before so why not now?
all this constant badgering wont make her feel more like updating
its sad that a lot of these artist seem to have to deal with all this D:


Falling Sky

July 11th, 2010, 4:40 pm

Me, I'm not badgering. Juusstt....protexting. BECAUSE I CARE.


ruby red (Guest)

July 19th, 2010, 8:18 pm

Hello, nozmo!
you are wonderful.
i need to express how immensely you have brightened my life by creating this comic. it is most likely the most hilarious thing i have ever read.
you have given the world a most beautiful gift! *dramatic fist clench*
take as long as you need to come back to us...because this comic is SO. WORTH. IT!
love love


Avengeli

July 20th, 2010, 10:56 pm

OH MY GOD YES YES YESSSSS
UPDAAATE :DDDD
PLEASE UPDATE SOON!!!!! AND MOAR!!! PLZZZZZZZ
kthxbai <3


glassquarterscomics

July 24th, 2010, 5:27 pm

Okay I love this comic.

TVTROPES IS WIN AND IT IS AWESOME THAT SOMEONE MADE A FREAKING TROPE ABOUT THIS COMIC.


UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE *chants* UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

YOUR READERSHIP!! IT WANTS YOU!

XD take your time <3


MiloTheGreat (Guest)

July 28th, 2010, 1:13 am

I found this comic yesterday, and reread it today. ;o; I'M IN LOVE WITH IT.
Made me crack up practically every single page, and the characters are so cute! (Francis and Luther are my faves. C:)


WritersBlock001 (Guest)

Update!! July 31st, 2010, 1:40 am

Please update!! Great writers always say the best thing you can do,and the hardest, is to FINISH!! PLEASE UPDATE SOON!! Think of the fans!! D:


Ree (Guest)

July 31st, 2010, 3:18 am

I hope she's okay D:


Flore

August 2nd, 2010, 6:56 pm

oh god please update

WITHOUT IT I WILL DIEEEE


mina352

August 17th, 2010, 12:41 am

...Right, so after debating for ages how to make this comment sound NOT COMPLETELY CREEPY, I decided, fuck it, let's just bring all the creep-ness out.

'KAY, SO AFTER TALKING TO YOU AT ANIME EVOLUTION, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSES.

YOU THINK THE PEOPLE YOU MEET IN REAL LIFE EVER LEAVE YOU? NO. I WILL MERELY STALK YOU ONLINE INSTEAD.

OR SOMETHING.

(What the hell, they say six degrees of separation but you never do feel it until you meet a friend of a friend of a friend and suddenly you go "OOOOOH.")


COMMENT!