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Camilo's first attempt ends in failure.
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nozmo

It's been a while. 09 Sep 2009 06:33 am

I don't really know what to say.
But it's time to get this show on the road.
Comic will update Mondays and Wednesdays.


Thank you to everyone who sent me fanart even when I wasn't updating.
Thank you to everyone who told me they enjoyed the comic even when I wasn't updating.
Thank you to everyone who still wants to give this comic another chance.
Thank you to everyone who waited for me while I took my really long break.
I wouldn't have made it this far without you all. Thank you so much and I mean it.

Now let's finish chapter 3. We've been here long enough!!

edit: 170 comments while I was gone?! that is way too much for me to handle

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user comments:


Jello (Guest)

<3 09 Sep 2009 07:06 am

Oh god i have been waiting for this forever!!...
<3


Sorrows Neptune

09 Sep 2009 07:11 am

I'm not sure if this is the appropiate place to post this, but a while ago I wrote a review on "Todd Allison & the Petunia Violet". You can read it here: http://smackjeeves.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=434
I PM'd Nozmo and waited a week or something before posting the review on the SJ forums, but I never got a reply. Plus I was planning on leaving a comment about it on the actual Todd Allison & the Petunia Violet web-site as soon as Chapter 2 started (I wrote the review as soon as Chapter 1 ended), but it hasn't updated since. So...Here ya go!


Hina

09 Sep 2009 07:13 am

nineth panel is win win i looooove his face!!
oh brotherly love <3


heigei

09 Sep 2009 07:32 am

OH MY GOD IS CHRISTMAS EARLY THIS YEAR!?????????

-dies-


renpao

09 Sep 2009 07:39 am

Oh my gosh.

This update seriously almost made me cry. FOR REAL. ;___;

Glad to hear you're back~!


BubblegumNinja

09 Sep 2009 07:44 am

TT_____TT <------ *tears of JOY*

This whole page is just Pure Awesome. Camilo is quickly becoming my favourite. He's just so cool XD And I love the look on Paris' face in the ninth panel XD! 'Bye honeycakes.' XDD


Pokemon?

09 Sep 2009 07:53 am

OH GOD YOU LIVE, NOZMO!!! /dances like a loon

Pssssssssh. What good are ethics, right Ruby? XD


Chibi-chan17

OMG!! 09 Sep 2009 08:13 am

Yaaaaaaay!! *glomps-happy dances* \(^~^)/


Mikochan

09 Sep 2009 08:34 am

Q__Q I'm going to cry. an update!
ahhh, this just made my day <3 It's awesome as always!
Welcome back!


PetKitsu

09 Sep 2009 09:15 am

yes! finally *_____* I missed this ;.;


SPOONx

09 Sep 2009 09:52 am

YAY! This is going to make me happy for the rest of the day. :)


noroppon

09 Sep 2009 11:08 am

!!!!!
Woohoo! \:D/


russia

09 Sep 2009 11:12 am

it's about timeee omg ;__; ive missed this comic <3<3


Mintark

09 Sep 2009 11:19 am

I thought the site was broken when I saw the new page.

Then I realized it really was a new page. AND I WAS SO HAPPY.
PLEASE NEVER LEAVE AGAIN

EVER!


Armbyorg

09 Sep 2009 11:39 am

It's an update.

IT'S AN UPDATE, YOU GUYS.


DragonHat

09 Sep 2009 11:42 am

:OOOOOOO

My undying love and affection.
You have earned it.


RadicalTrain

09 Sep 2009 12:59 pm

ommmmmmgggggggggggggggggg x10000000
I saw this and was like, "SO GLAD I CHECKED SJ BEFORE PASSING OUT <33333"

:> You made my day. At the end of it. At 9am. >.>

But yayyyyyy, I'm so excited.


siskhi

09 Sep 2009 01:17 pm

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!OMG!
FTWLOLZJAYSUS! THIS IS AMAZING
did I tell you I love you for doing this THANK YOU XDDDD


CappuccinoCat

09 Sep 2009 01:43 pm

*A* I-is this for real?

Is it?

IT IS!

ALTERNATE'S BACK <33333333 *joy*


Kiwishu (Guest)

HIYAH 09 Sep 2009 02:01 pm

OH MY GODDDDDDDD NOZMOE.

YEAYYYY AKSJDHJ YOU'RE BACKKKKK ; A ; *sobsobsob*.

I was wondering if I hadn't killed you orz

sob sob I wanna chat with you ; ____ ;


Kyumu

09 Sep 2009 02:09 pm

Welcome back! ;WW; <3
Missed this comic so much


Hungryformore21

09 Sep 2009 02:10 pm

AHH ha ha. I love camilo now X)

EDIT: I just reread the chapter and remembered how the twins were going to be the judges for the battle. Now this is starting to look suspicious *Shifty eyes*


Piano-kun

YESSSSS 09 Sep 2009 02:18 pm

My sis hit me up with a FB message saying, "ALTERNATE UPDATED" and then I rushed here. Thanks for making my day! =D

Oh, Paris, you jerk. XD


prettymountain (Guest)

09 Sep 2009 02:37 pm

*single tear* So happy to see this back XD How could we ever give up on Alternate? Too awesome. Looking forward to reading more!! Welcome back^^


amiko_16

09 Sep 2009 03:17 pm

HOLYSHITANUPDATE <33

This comic always cracks me up 8D


tofu-kun-forever (Guest)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! 09 Sep 2009 03:24 pm

you is back dude! and now i can say c'est dommage to my teacher when she complains about me doodling!


fishuu

09 Sep 2009 03:28 pm

I am so ridiculously happy :D

HOORAY <3


Selidra

09 Sep 2009 04:50 pm

Ahahaha, you live! YAY! xD Oh Paris...OTL


miniyuna

09 Sep 2009 05:42 pm

YAY YOU'RE BACK

but I'm confused

Is that really Paris answering? Why are Francis and Paris flippflopped? is that really FRANCIS with clips in his hair?


chocomog

thank you 09 Sep 2009 05:42 pm

god! i want to cry ;___;
sankyu <3


Lark

09 Sep 2009 05:54 pm

YEAH! I am ecstatic! Welcome back buddy!
Har har Camilo's WTH face 8D


FatHobbit

09 Sep 2009 05:58 pm

OMGOMGOMG <3 <3 <3

There were a bunch of other comics on my favorites that updated before you but instead of being my OCD self and checking them in order, I was like "OMFG ALTERNATE" and came straight here! 8 D Welcome back!!


kiyoshiwithpen(lazy) (Guest)

09 Sep 2009 06:20 pm

omg paris ....why do i love him so?


zorrin

09 Sep 2009 06:28 pm

This comic is back! I can die happy now


ldf (Guest)

09 Sep 2009 06:30 pm

AHHHHHH!!! I started reading Alternate when you weren't updating and I got so excited when I saw this!!

I love the split panel with Paris and Francis~


Jazeki

Yay, you updated. 09 Sep 2009 06:58 pm

Also, my love for Paris just increased.


gabu-chan

09 Sep 2009 07:01 pm

OMGGGG
I'm so happy that you updated~ <333
I love you XD And I love this comic. I readed it more than 3 times XDD

You make me happy~ Thank you for updating~ <33


nabari118

09 Sep 2009 07:17 pm

THANK YOU so much for coming back, you don't know how happy you've made me :)


ToxikStars

09 Sep 2009 07:21 pm

hahaha, THANK JESUS YOU FINALLY UPDATED
: )
I think I just found religion XD


UomeOnly

09 Sep 2009 07:26 pm

Thank you for updating!!!!! Yay Camilo


nannuz

09 Sep 2009 07:34 pm

AHHH!
you have no idea how happy i was to see this update ;u; <333!


Medieval-Sparrow

09 Sep 2009 08:09 pm

<3 I'm so happy!! I think I'm going to cry! *sob* Welcome back!


rocknriot

09 Sep 2009 08:34 pm

JIDSAHJFODAISFJ
FOAFJ
DFJ
DAPIFHJA
AHG
AFOIDJAI
OHMYGOD

DUDE

WELCOME BACK

this made my like...month


Lurve (Guest)

so happy 09 Sep 2009 08:47 pm

so so so happy

this is like

inspiring. Thank you so much. <3


Rizu

09 Sep 2009 08:49 pm

Definitely echoing all the glee to see an update. <3 MY CREEPY STALKER DREAM THAT I RAMBLED ABOUT ON DA WAS A PROPHECY WASN'T IT.

Also holy crap, there's such an upgrade in the art from the last page! It's like you leveled and went from Expressions Level 5 to Level 10. i didn't think they could get any more delightful but you proved me WRONG. so deliciously wrong.

So glad to see you updating again! <33


BrightLights

OHMYGOD 09 Sep 2009 09:00 pm

I had been waiting foreverrr!!!
THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK!! 8D


antisnottist

09 Sep 2009 09:01 pm

OH MY GOD!!! This is the bestest surprise ever!!! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!! *dies of happiness*

p.s. don't worry, they still have internet in the afterlife, so I can continue reading Alternate ;)


MrToulouse

09 Sep 2009 09:17 pm

It's a good thing you updated! I had forgotten how awesome Ruby is.


Noahh (Guest)

09 Sep 2009 09:19 pm

YOU ARE SO VERY WELCOME.

I'm enjoying the paris. He's my favorite ever, seriously.

I-I named my bear after him about a year ago .u. Still have him. He's pink xD


emmatheemmu

09 Sep 2009 09:44 pm

In my utter and sheer happiness, I proceeded to read this from the beginning.

Excuse me while I fangirl.





FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YES THIS UPDATED ;A;
ALL WISHES HAVE BEEN GRANTEDDDD


tozz

09 Sep 2009 09:47 pm

I was so excitedly happy when I saw the update this morning that I made this really creepy/gross choking sound :O I couldn't breathe for like two seconds.

I would've commented then but I spent so much time ogling the new page that I was almost late for school. DX

soo, ditto what everyone else has said. omghappinessssss. :D


Guest

09 Sep 2009 10:13 pm

GNG.

Hi welcome back Nozmo and crew.


Mythee

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS 09 Sep 2009 10:20 pm

WAAAOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHAARRRRGGGGHHHH <333

FINALLY
IT'S BACK

I LOVE YOU
THANK YOU
AAAA <3333


hiruda

09 Sep 2009 10:30 pm

kjdlask *is happy*

OH gosh paris...u are such a badd assss~


crunchyblueberry

This update is Jesus Christ. ON A FREAKIN' CRACKER. 09 Sep 2009 10:55 pm

DUDE. THAT'S CRAZY.
I just spent the last two days rereading this comic. TWICE. And going to your DA profile, and trying to attempt your style because I love it ever so much, and saying, "godfreakindamnitWHEREARETHEUPDAAAAAAAAAATES?!"
So I'ma hug my laptop and serenade it with love songs and hope that, some how, that makes you update at a godlike speed. And if not, what the hell, I'll just gorge myself on cookies with raspberry centers until you do. <3 <3 <3

THANK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!


Pear3

09 Sep 2009 10:58 pm

<3<3<3<3<3


keoko-dono

09 Sep 2009 11:18 pm

i know everyone seems to be thinking right now but ME TOO. I WAS THINKING

And here i thought "wtf alternate updated..... someone must have died." *climax*

but no one has died im still waiting for some sort of world changing event to happen. this is amazing. now i have to rearead everythign because i totally forgot what happened.


Taichi (Guest)

09 Sep 2009 11:20 pm

Oh my gosh, thank you so much for coming back! I really like how your art is continually changing!


Marbles (Guest)

09 Sep 2009 11:23 pm

I DIED.
I am so happy to see you're back. Thanks for sticking around, even though it's been so long!


Kaitsy_Kait

09 Sep 2009 11:28 pm

So, I am a very recent fan (as in, I started reading less than a week ago), so I wasn't waiting for however long you were gone, but. Yay for this comic!


lilyloo

09 Sep 2009 11:29 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSLDFHSJDFHSKDHFSDHGKSHDGSDG


Soup

10 Sep 2009 12:59 am

SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Arkadian Mouse

10 Sep 2009 01:55 am

SO GLAD YOU ARE BACK!!
So very, very glad *sniff*

...I feel stupid that I had to look up what C'est dommage meant.


Chan Is No Longer a Guest

10 Sep 2009 02:29 am

AAAHHH!! <3 It's back! Sohappy. I have to read through this again. 8DD
And don't worry Arkadian Mouse.
I had to look it up too. XD


Cherishluved

10 Sep 2009 02:31 am

OMG I never thought I'd live to see the day! 0_0
Such a wonderful suprise!!


lg (Guest)

HOSHI~!YAY!! 10 Sep 2009 02:31 am

What are the chances that I randomly decide to check for an update today, when I've given up checking all summer, and YOU'VE UPDATED TODAY!!

*has a party//throws confetti*

Glad you're back!


Glowstikx

10 Sep 2009 03:01 am

Hey woah, you got better in your absence. Skilled.


LoliMiyoko

10 Sep 2009 03:12 am

Cool~ lol XD


Noelle

awesome 10 Sep 2009 03:14 am

:D


Akina-the-lurker (Guest)

LEIK OMG 10 Sep 2009 03:37 am

You have no idea how happy this update makes me. Just the other day I was lamenting the fact that Bailey and Camilo's darkroom episode got cut off at a crucial moment, so I am thrilled to know you will be updating again.
Paris is working his way up on my likeness chart. I still like Francis more, because he's just such a darned nice guy (with hairclips!) but Paris has his moments. I feel bad for Camilo though...

Wow, sorry for leaving such a long comment. Uhhh, I really love the comic...! D:


Shandr

* joins the ungodly chorus * 10 Sep 2009 01:34 pm

YAY I've missed this comic! ^w^


chucklyfun (Guest)

You're Back! 10 Sep 2009 03:12 pm

Squeeeeee!


VItamInPIll

10 Sep 2009 04:14 pm

yarrrrr alive!!!! 8D god i'm happy!

yum i liek francis and paris 8) my friend's say that french is a sexay language and they always want me to talk it <3


MonkeyDomi

10 Sep 2009 09:26 pm

This is a lovely comic. Fabulous.
You're a genius. CRAZY genius with a twisted sense of humour that I absolutely love. YARGHH<3

*throws a great amount of somewhat creepy love at you*


Shini-chan

YOU'RE ALIIIIVE!! 10 Sep 2009 10:36 pm

When I saw you updated, I literally squealed in delight.


l-lol idk (Guest)

11 Sep 2009 12:50 am

Yaaaaay! I'm so glad you're back, Nozmo!


Nashira (too lazy to log in) (Guest)

11 Sep 2009 12:52 am

NOZMO I FREAKIN LOVE YOU. KEEP UPDATING MAN, OR I'LL STEAL BASIL AND LOCK HIM UP IN MY CLOSET AND DO BAD THINGS TO HIM. Like seriously...your last update was what...9 months ago? o3o SOME LADY COULD HAVE GONE THROUGH AN ENTIRE PREGNANCY IN THAT TIME.
Camilo's face in this = pure win.


Pirate.Ninja

11 Sep 2009 01:31 am

Yayy~!
your back!
i've been waiting~
:3


Chan Is No Longer a Guest

11 Sep 2009 01:58 am

AHAHAHAH I READ THROUGH IT AGAIN.
I FORGOT THEY WERE TRAPPED IN THE DARK ROOM.
LOLOL YAY.
Ilaughedwhilereadingallofthis. This comic is amaziiiing. <3


Theowl

11 Sep 2009 02:57 am

Updaaaaaate D:

It's beautiful. (:


effervescentstripes (Guest)

11 Sep 2009 03:19 am

YOU. UPDATED. Thank you so much ;-;
My reaction to this happening was verbal keyboard mash... with far less in the consonant department.
I only do that for things that are INMEASUREABLY AWESOME.


aruhsaeliej

11 Sep 2009 03:49 am

It's been a while so I kinda only vaguely remember what's going on. ): TIME TO REREAD.

EDIT: Also, GLORIOUS UPDATE.


Kuragari Okami

omg! 11 Sep 2009 05:04 am

yesss~


redrain (Guest)

ILY 11 Sep 2009 10:50 am

:"D
I'm going to be all high from now. Please excuse my happiness. 8DDDDD

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY IT'S BAAAACK. HARK! WHAT A DELIGHTFUL HAPPENING.


Elaienar

11 Sep 2009 01:26 pm

There are not enough exclamation points in my keyboard to express how exclaimy I feel. Oh, Alternate! Oh, Nozmo! ILU both, welcome back! <3 <3 <3


Spazzbucket (Guest)

*headdesk* 11 Sep 2009 09:34 pm

Ha. I just got the whole pun/name thing with Paris and Francis... Paris... France... Ehh.. I feel like an idiot now..^^;

..Anyways, your comic is the shit. Alternate brings joy to the little webcomic world. <3 Keep[ up the good work!


Guest

You're awesome. 14 Sep 2009 02:01 am

I <3 YOU!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UPDATING AGAIN!!
<3 your comic!! :D


jonasfx

level up! 18 Sep 2009 10:03 am

total feeling of happiness achieved!


Caddles (Guest)

THANK YOU 20 Sep 2009 12:19 pm

FOR MAKING MY DA ~ AAA ~ AY AND UPDATING.

Have some AWESOME SAUCE. |D


Weewego

12 Nov 2009 05:17 pm

OMG AN UPDATE. I was begining to loose hope :3


_Sam_

09 Jun 2010 12:15 am

UUUUUH BITCHY... I enjoy this way too much xD

I've got nothing to say except: I actually looked up "dommage". Paris is kick-ass (bitchy, but kick-ass). And, Camilo, sucks to be you! Mwahahaha >:D

Msorry. It is too late where I am to leave intelligent comments. But Alternate is more important than sleep. SO WHAT.

PS: I love you :*


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