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Camilo's first attempt ends in failure.
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nozmo

It's been a while. September 9th, 2009, 1:33 am

I don't really know what to say.
But it's time to get this show on the road.
Comic will update Mondays and Wednesdays.


Thank you to everyone who sent me fanart even when I wasn't updating.
Thank you to everyone who told me they enjoyed the comic even when I wasn't updating.
Thank you to everyone who still wants to give this comic another chance.
Thank you to everyone who waited for me while I took my really long break.
I wouldn't have made it this far without you all. Thank you so much and I mean it.

Now let's finish chapter 3. We've been here long enough!!

edit: 170 comments while I was gone?! that is way too much for me to handle

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user comments:


Jello (Guest)

<3 September 9th, 2009, 2:06 am

Oh god i have been waiting for this forever!!...
<3


Sorrows Neptune

September 9th, 2009, 2:11 am

I'm not sure if this is the appropiate place to post this, but a while ago I wrote a review on "Todd Allison & the Petunia Violet". You can read it here: http://smackjeeves.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=434
I PM'd Nozmo and waited a week or something before posting the review on the SJ forums, but I never got a reply. Plus I was planning on leaving a comment about it on the actual Todd Allison & the Petunia Violet web-site as soon as Chapter 2 started (I wrote the review as soon as Chapter 1 ended), but it hasn't updated since. So...Here ya go!


Hina

September 9th, 2009, 2:13 am

nineth panel is win win i looooove his face!!
oh brotherly love <3


heigei

September 9th, 2009, 2:32 am

OH MY GOD IS CHRISTMAS EARLY THIS YEAR!?????????

-dies-


renpao

September 9th, 2009, 2:39 am

Oh my gosh.

This update seriously almost made me cry. FOR REAL. ;___;

Glad to hear you're back~!


BubblegumNinja

September 9th, 2009, 2:44 am

TT_____TT <------ *tears of JOY*

This whole page is just Pure Awesome. Camilo is quickly becoming my favourite. He's just so cool XD And I love the look on Paris' face in the ninth panel XD! 'Bye honeycakes.' XDD


Pokemon?

September 9th, 2009, 2:53 am

OH GOD YOU LIVE, NOZMO!!! /dances like a loon

Pssssssssh. What good are ethics, right Ruby? XD


Chibi-chan17

OMG!! September 9th, 2009, 3:13 am

Yaaaaaaay!! *glomps-happy dances* \(^~^)/


Mikochan

September 9th, 2009, 3:34 am

Q__Q I'm going to cry. an update!
ahhh, this just made my day <3 It's awesome as always!
Welcome back!


PetKitsu

September 9th, 2009, 4:15 am

yes! finally *_____* I missed this ;.;


SPOONx

September 9th, 2009, 4:52 am

YAY! This is going to make me happy for the rest of the day. :)


noroppon

September 9th, 2009, 6:08 am

!!!!!
Woohoo! \:D/


russia

September 9th, 2009, 6:12 am

it's about timeee omg ;__; ive missed this comic <3<3


Mintark

September 9th, 2009, 6:19 am

I thought the site was broken when I saw the new page.

Then I realized it really was a new page. AND I WAS SO HAPPY.
PLEASE NEVER LEAVE AGAIN

EVER!


DragonHat

September 9th, 2009, 6:42 am

:OOOOOOO

My undying love and affection.
You have earned it.


RadicalTrain

September 9th, 2009, 7:59 am

ommmmmmgggggggggggggggggg x10000000
I saw this and was like, "SO GLAD I CHECKED SJ BEFORE PASSING OUT <33333"

:> You made my day. At the end of it. At 9am. >.>

But yayyyyyy, I'm so excited.


siskhi

September 9th, 2009, 8:17 am

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!OMG!
FTWLOLZJAYSUS! THIS IS AMAZING
did I tell you I love you for doing this THANK YOU XDDDD


CappuccinoCat

September 9th, 2009, 8:43 am

*A* I-is this for real?

Is it?

IT IS!

ALTERNATE'S BACK <33333333 *joy*


Kiwishu (Guest)

HIYAH September 9th, 2009, 9:01 am

OH MY GODDDDDDDD NOZMOE.

YEAYYYY AKSJDHJ YOU'RE BACKKKKK ; A ; *sobsobsob*.

I was wondering if I hadn't killed you orz

sob sob I wanna chat with you ; ____ ;


Kyumu

September 9th, 2009, 9:09 am

Welcome back! ;WW; <3
Missed this comic so much


Hungryformore21

September 9th, 2009, 9:10 am

AHH ha ha. I love camilo now X)

EDIT: I just reread the chapter and remembered how the twins were going to be the judges for the battle. Now this is starting to look suspicious *Shifty eyes*


Piano-kun

YESSSSS September 9th, 2009, 9:18 am

My sis hit me up with a FB message saying, "ALTERNATE UPDATED" and then I rushed here. Thanks for making my day! =D

Oh, Paris, you jerk. XD


prettymountain (Guest)

September 9th, 2009, 9:37 am

*single tear* So happy to see this back XD How could we ever give up on Alternate? Too awesome. Looking forward to reading more!! Welcome back^^


amiko_16

September 9th, 2009, 10:17 am

HOLYSHITANUPDATE <33

This comic always cracks me up 8D


tofu-kun-forever (Guest)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! September 9th, 2009, 10:24 am

you is back dude! and now i can say c'est dommage to my teacher when she complains about me doodling!


fishuu

September 9th, 2009, 10:28 am

I am so ridiculously happy :D

HOORAY <3


Selidra

September 9th, 2009, 11:50 am

Ahahaha, you live! YAY! xD Oh Paris...OTL


miniyuna

September 9th, 2009, 12:42 pm

YAY YOU'RE BACK

but I'm confused

Is that really Paris answering? Why are Francis and Paris flippflopped? is that really FRANCIS with clips in his hair?


chocomog

thank you September 9th, 2009, 12:42 pm

god! i want to cry ;___;
sankyu <3


Lark

September 9th, 2009, 12:54 pm

YEAH! I am ecstatic! Welcome back buddy!
Har har Camilo's WTH face 8D


FatHobbit

September 9th, 2009, 12:58 pm

OMGOMGOMG <3 <3 <3

There were a bunch of other comics on my favorites that updated before you but instead of being my OCD self and checking them in order, I was like "OMFG ALTERNATE" and came straight here! 8 D Welcome back!!


kiyoshiwithpen(lazy) (Guest)

September 9th, 2009, 1:20 pm

omg paris ....why do i love him so?


zorrin

September 9th, 2009, 1:28 pm

This comic is back! I can die happy now


ldf (Guest)

September 9th, 2009, 1:30 pm

AHHHHHH!!! I started reading Alternate when you weren't updating and I got so excited when I saw this!!

I love the split panel with Paris and Francis~


Jazeki

Yay, you updated. September 9th, 2009, 1:58 pm

Also, my love for Paris just increased.


gabu-chan

September 9th, 2009, 2:01 pm

OMGGGG
I'm so happy that you updated~ <333
I love you XD And I love this comic. I readed it more than 3 times XDD

You make me happy~ Thank you for updating~ <33


nabari118

September 9th, 2009, 2:17 pm

THANK YOU so much for coming back, you don't know how happy you've made me :)


ToxikStars

September 9th, 2009, 2:21 pm

hahaha, THANK JESUS YOU FINALLY UPDATED
: )
I think I just found religion XD


UomeOnly

September 9th, 2009, 2:26 pm

Thank you for updating!!!!! Yay Camilo


nannuz

September 9th, 2009, 2:34 pm

AHHH!
you have no idea how happy i was to see this update ;u; <333!


Medieval-Sparrow

September 9th, 2009, 3:09 pm

<3 I'm so happy!! I think I'm going to cry! *sob* Welcome back!


rocknriot

September 9th, 2009, 3:34 pm

JIDSAHJFODAISFJ
FOAFJ
DFJ
DAPIFHJA
AHG
AFOIDJAI
OHMYGOD

DUDE

WELCOME BACK

this made my like...month


Lurve (Guest)

so happy September 9th, 2009, 3:47 pm

so so so happy

this is like

inspiring. Thank you so much. <3


Rizu

September 9th, 2009, 3:49 pm

Definitely echoing all the glee to see an update. <3 MY CREEPY STALKER DREAM THAT I RAMBLED ABOUT ON DA WAS A PROPHECY WASN'T IT.

Also holy crap, there's such an upgrade in the art from the last page! It's like you leveled and went from Expressions Level 5 to Level 10. i didn't think they could get any more delightful but you proved me WRONG. so deliciously wrong.

So glad to see you updating again! <33


BrightLights

OHMYGOD September 9th, 2009, 4:00 pm

I had been waiting foreverrr!!!
THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK!! 8D


antisnottist

September 9th, 2009, 4:01 pm

OH MY GOD!!! This is the bestest surprise ever!!! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!! *dies of happiness*

p.s. don't worry, they still have internet in the afterlife, so I can continue reading Alternate ;)


MrToulouse

September 9th, 2009, 4:17 pm

It's a good thing you updated! I had forgotten how awesome Ruby is.


Noahh (Guest)

September 9th, 2009, 4:19 pm

YOU ARE SO VERY WELCOME.

I'm enjoying the paris. He's my favorite ever, seriously.

I-I named my bear after him about a year ago .u. Still have him. He's pink xD


emmatheemmu

September 9th, 2009, 4:44 pm

In my utter and sheer happiness, I proceeded to read this from the beginning.

Excuse me while I fangirl.





FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YES THIS UPDATED ;A;
ALL WISHES HAVE BEEN GRANTEDDDD


tozz

September 9th, 2009, 4:47 pm

I was so excitedly happy when I saw the update this morning that I made this really creepy/gross choking sound :O I couldn't breathe for like two seconds.

I would've commented then but I spent so much time ogling the new page that I was almost late for school. DX

soo, ditto what everyone else has said. omghappinessssss. :D


Guest

September 9th, 2009, 5:13 pm

GNG.

Hi welcome back Nozmo and crew.


Mythee

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS September 9th, 2009, 5:20 pm

WAAAOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHAARRRRGGGGHHHH <333

FINALLY
IT'S BACK

I LOVE YOU
THANK YOU
AAAA <3333


hiruda

September 9th, 2009, 5:30 pm

kjdlask *is happy*

OH gosh paris...u are such a badd assss~


crunchyblueberry

This update is Jesus Christ. ON A FREAKIN' CRACKER. September 9th, 2009, 5:55 pm

DUDE. THAT'S CRAZY.
I just spent the last two days rereading this comic. TWICE. And going to your DA profile, and trying to attempt your style because I love it ever so much, and saying, "godfreakindamnitWHEREARETHEUPDAAAAAAAAAATES?!"
So I'ma hug my laptop and serenade it with love songs and hope that, some how, that makes you update at a godlike speed. And if not, what the hell, I'll just gorge myself on cookies with raspberry centers until you do. <3 <3 <3

THANK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!


Pear3

September 9th, 2009, 5:58 pm

<3<3<3<3<3


keoko-dono

September 9th, 2009, 6:18 pm

i know everyone seems to be thinking right now but ME TOO. I WAS THINKING

And here i thought "wtf alternate updated..... someone must have died." *climax*

but no one has died im still waiting for some sort of world changing event to happen. this is amazing. now i have to rearead everythign because i totally forgot what happened.


Taichi (Guest)

September 9th, 2009, 6:20 pm

Oh my gosh, thank you so much for coming back! I really like how your art is continually changing!


Marbles (Guest)

September 9th, 2009, 6:23 pm

I DIED.
I am so happy to see you're back. Thanks for sticking around, even though it's been so long!


Kaitsy_Kait

September 9th, 2009, 6:28 pm

So, I am a very recent fan (as in, I started reading less than a week ago), so I wasn't waiting for however long you were gone, but. Yay for this comic!


lilyloo

September 9th, 2009, 6:29 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSLDFHSJDFHSKDHFSDHGKSHDGSDG


Soup

September 9th, 2009, 7:59 pm

SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Arkadian Mouse

September 9th, 2009, 8:55 pm

SO GLAD YOU ARE BACK!!
So very, very glad *sniff*

...I feel stupid that I had to look up what C'est dommage meant.


Chan Is No Longer a Guest

September 9th, 2009, 9:29 pm

AAAHHH!! <3 It's back! Sohappy. I have to read through this again. 8DD
And don't worry Arkadian Mouse.
I had to look it up too. XD


Cherishluved

September 9th, 2009, 9:31 pm

OMG I never thought I'd live to see the day! 0_0
Such a wonderful suprise!!


lg (Guest)

HOSHI~!YAY!! September 9th, 2009, 9:31 pm

What are the chances that I randomly decide to check for an update today, when I've given up checking all summer, and YOU'VE UPDATED TODAY!!

*has a party//throws confetti*

Glad you're back!


Glowstikx

September 9th, 2009, 10:01 pm

Hey woah, you got better in your absence. Skilled.


LoliMiyoko

September 9th, 2009, 10:12 pm

Cool~ lol XD


Noelle

awesome September 9th, 2009, 10:14 pm

:D


Akina-the-lurker (Guest)

LEIK OMG September 9th, 2009, 10:37 pm

You have no idea how happy this update makes me. Just the other day I was lamenting the fact that Bailey and Camilo's darkroom episode got cut off at a crucial moment, so I am thrilled to know you will be updating again.
Paris is working his way up on my likeness chart. I still like Francis more, because he's just such a darned nice guy (with hairclips!) but Paris has his moments. I feel bad for Camilo though...

Wow, sorry for leaving such a long comment. Uhhh, I really love the comic...! D:


Shandr

* joins the ungodly chorus * September 10th, 2009, 8:34 am

YAY I've missed this comic! ^w^


chucklyfun (Guest)

You're Back! September 10th, 2009, 10:12 am

Squeeeeee!


VItamInPIll

September 10th, 2009, 11:14 am

yarrrrr alive!!!! 8D god i'm happy!

yum i liek francis and paris 8) my friend's say that french is a sexay language and they always want me to talk it <3


MonkeyDomi

September 10th, 2009, 4:26 pm

This is a lovely comic. Fabulous.
You're a genius. CRAZY genius with a twisted sense of humour that I absolutely love. YARGHH<3

*throws a great amount of somewhat creepy love at you*


Shini-chan

YOU'RE ALIIIIVE!! September 10th, 2009, 5:36 pm

When I saw you updated, I literally squealed in delight.


l-lol idk (Guest)

September 10th, 2009, 7:50 pm

Yaaaaay! I'm so glad you're back, Nozmo!


Nashira (too lazy to log in) (Guest)

September 10th, 2009, 7:52 pm

NOZMO I FREAKIN LOVE YOU. KEEP UPDATING MAN, OR I'LL STEAL BASIL AND LOCK HIM UP IN MY CLOSET AND DO BAD THINGS TO HIM. Like seriously...your last update was what...9 months ago? o3o SOME LADY COULD HAVE GONE THROUGH AN ENTIRE PREGNANCY IN THAT TIME.
Camilo's face in this = pure win.


Pirate.Ninja

September 10th, 2009, 8:31 pm

Yayy~!
your back!
i've been waiting~
:3


Chan Is No Longer a Guest

September 10th, 2009, 8:58 pm

AHAHAHAH I READ THROUGH IT AGAIN.
I FORGOT THEY WERE TRAPPED IN THE DARK ROOM.
LOLOL YAY.
Ilaughedwhilereadingallofthis. This comic is amaziiiing. <3


Theowl

September 10th, 2009, 9:57 pm

Updaaaaaate D:

It's beautiful. (:


effervescentstripes (Guest)

September 10th, 2009, 10:19 pm

YOU. UPDATED. Thank you so much ;-;
My reaction to this happening was verbal keyboard mash... with far less in the consonant department.
I only do that for things that are INMEASUREABLY AWESOME.


aruhsaeliej

September 10th, 2009, 10:49 pm

It's been a while so I kinda only vaguely remember what's going on. ): TIME TO REREAD.

EDIT: Also, GLORIOUS UPDATE.


Kuragari Okami

omg! September 11th, 2009, 12:04 am

yesss~


redrain (Guest)

ILY September 11th, 2009, 5:50 am

:"D
I'm going to be all high from now. Please excuse my happiness. 8DDDDD

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY IT'S BAAAACK. HARK! WHAT A DELIGHTFUL HAPPENING.


Elaienar

September 11th, 2009, 8:26 am

There are not enough exclamation points in my keyboard to express how exclaimy I feel. Oh, Alternate! Oh, Nozmo! ILU both, welcome back! <3 <3 <3


Spazzbucket (Guest)

*headdesk* September 11th, 2009, 4:34 pm

Ha. I just got the whole pun/name thing with Paris and Francis... Paris... France... Ehh.. I feel like an idiot now..^^;

..Anyways, your comic is the shit. Alternate brings joy to the little webcomic world. <3 Keep[ up the good work!


Guest

You're awesome. September 13th, 2009, 9:01 pm

I <3 YOU!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UPDATING AGAIN!!
<3 your comic!! :D


jonasfx

level up! September 18th, 2009, 5:03 am

total feeling of happiness achieved!


Caddles (Guest)

THANK YOU September 20th, 2009, 7:19 am

FOR MAKING MY DA ~ AAA ~ AY AND UPDATING.

Have some AWESOME SAUCE. |D


Weewego

November 12th, 2009, 11:17 am

OMG AN UPDATE. I was begining to loose hope :3


_Sam_

June 8th, 2010, 7:15 pm

UUUUUH BITCHY... I enjoy this way too much xD

I've got nothing to say except: I actually looked up "dommage". Paris is kick-ass (bitchy, but kick-ass). And, Camilo, sucks to be you! Mwahahaha >:D

Msorry. It is too late where I am to leave intelligent comments. But Alternate is more important than sleep. SO WHAT.

PS: I love you :*


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