average: 5.00

nozmo

14 Sep 2008 04:34 pm

That didn't work too well.

The professional photographs included a picture of an elephant and the Carribean.

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09 Feb 2012 05:53 pm

Lachlan

14 Sep 2008 05:06 pm

That's so sweet. I love Bailey <3

Who wouldn't go chasing after cinnamon rolls?

Kurayami

14 Sep 2008 05:07 pm

XD Wow! Good try there Moe =3
Ah, Bailey, my dear name twin! x3 And I would run for a freaking Cinnamon Roll Sale! XD

fgirlmaggie

14 Sep 2008 05:08 pm

LOL that's like what happens at our school. An announcement goes over the announcement-saying thing (PA, that's it)

Like, "THERE IS A BAGEL SALE! GO BUY SOME!"

I'd be immune to the whole Cinnamon Role Sale thing because I can barely tolerate sweet things anymore :o (Sad, isn't it?)

WOW, I just checked the TopWebComics or whatever, and this is number 200 O_O

tedmo

14 Sep 2008 05:14 pm

CINNAMON ROLL SALE!!!!!OcO
*tries to get into comic*
Mussst...have....swirly....delicionesss...at....reasonable....price DX

nozmo

14 Sep 2008 05:24 pm

fgirlmaggie: LOL! Probably because I haven't done incentives in a loooong time. I probably have to get going on that soon, huh?

sweetherring

14 Sep 2008 05:27 pm

my... school.... would be like..... like....... "we have FRESH food in the caf! like we JUST MADE IT! it's not from a week ago!!! REALLY! WE SWEAR."


*crycrycry*

tozz

voting incentives!! 14 Sep 2008 05:30 pm

you should get going on the voting incentives soon, cause I have to know if they finish the soufflé!! DDD:

anyways, yay! two pages in one day! :D

Armbyorg

14 Sep 2008 05:39 pm

Cinnamon rolls!

XD

choco-bun

14 Sep 2008 06:15 pm

YAY! i'd be exactly like bailey!

KATAL

14 Sep 2008 07:28 pm

Yet another reason why their school totally beats my school in every way possible way.

Cafeteria people are too cheap to actually buy cinnamon rolls.

meeleena

14 Sep 2008 08:14 pm

I'm so glad to see these updates! I can't wait to see the turnout of this battle.

Lark

14 Sep 2008 08:24 pm

STAMPEDE OH GOD
Last panel is rockin man, all those things flying around haha.

Our school is boring. We once had a water bottle sale, 1$ per bottle, which isn't such a bad deal actually.

RaM

14 Sep 2008 08:31 pm

R: First, I'd like to say I love Alternate. It's prodigious and when I read it I become happy. :3
Now I have a question of relatively little importance (I am just curious). Does Skye ever write his report on French Guiana?

Ceryden

14 Sep 2008 08:35 pm

Cinnamon rolls? I'm sure everyone in our school would stampede for those...except for me.

fishuu

14 Sep 2008 08:47 pm

I love how subtle Moe is XDD

SandSan

No Freakin Way 14 Sep 2008 08:58 pm

Another update? I'm so happy. Poor Moe and his failed schemes. Great, now I'm hungry.

P.S. I have now added "Screwed Tighter Than the Bolts on the Eiffel Tower" to my list of phrases to use. It is now at the top alongside "Epic Fail" and "Randomness".

neonmalice

14 Sep 2008 09:09 pm

Gotta love them cinnamon rolls...XD

Thanks for updating ^^

Mythee

14 Sep 2008 09:11 pm

And Poo Poo Head? 8D *shot* (IT IS THE BEST INSULT EVER. Because it makes people shut up. Or laugh. But they stop arguing seriously for sure. xD )

Bailey is too honest to use photos she didn't take. :3

Loverofpiggies

14 Sep 2008 09:20 pm

Woo got through the entire archive. Great comic, I've seen it around but now I loves it. :P

Avengeli

14 Sep 2008 09:35 pm

OMG I CAN SEE THE ELEPHANT

AWESOME

Pokemon?

14 Sep 2008 10:02 pm

hehe, smudgy pics. XDD Good luck, Morgan.

Person

14 Sep 2008 10:47 pm

t-that sure doesn't look like an elephant >_>;

OMG CINNAMON ROLLS I WANT

Kai

15 Sep 2008 01:13 am

STAAAAAAMPEEEEEEEDEEE!

amiko_16

15 Sep 2008 02:30 pm

ahahaha XD It figures

2ndgateway

15 Sep 2008 06:08 pm

Lol, failed.
and the next plan ISSSSS,...........?

Pikkles

15 Sep 2008 06:36 pm

Jeez. Just his luck, huh?
You really got to watch out for the freaking cinnamon roll sales. They pop up out of the blue to screw up one cheating plan or another.

Last week, god, let me tell you...

Insanity's Soundtrack

15 Sep 2008 09:01 pm

Our school isn't even allowed to sell cinnamon rolls. D':

kangel

15 Sep 2008 10:03 pm

I don't think I've ever eaten a cinnamon roll D': If I see one now I'm going to try it C:

zetina

16 Sep 2008 12:23 am

Your comic is hillary. I fail at hillary.

ClinicallyChaotic

16 Sep 2008 12:41 am

...That's how I'd react to cinnamon roll sale at my school. :D

Basilicum

16 Sep 2008 06:01 am

Ah, Moe. You tried. Bailey's epic attention span makes me happy. :P

And, I wish my school was that awesome when I went. D:

We usually only got announcements for things like "HAI GAIS. WE KNOW YOU'RE RUNNING A PROSTITUTION RING IN THE TOILETS. STOP THAT NOW, MMMMKAY?".

...I may or may not be slightly exaggerating. Well I'm not, but it was before I went to the school. XD

Pumz (Guest)

Wat 16 Sep 2008 06:03 am

I have no idea what a cinnamon roll is.. >_>''

Bok

Wat 16 Sep 2008 06:43 pm

I'd vote without incentive but I can't seem to find the voting button. O_o

Just voted the hard way.Whoo. Place 180 -> 179.

shikirou

16 Sep 2008 09:02 pm

Bailey has the same name as me. xD; It's funny because I act like her sometimes... 8D;;

CanadianFrenchFry (Guest)

17 Sep 2008 03:19 pm

...My school only sells food when they're trying to raise money for charity...and the kids' parents make it... public elementary schools. Gotta love 'em.

Hey! At least Moe wasn't still standing there! He'd get trampled upon!

kittykitty85

18 Sep 2008 01:48 pm

*___* photos are no match for Sales.

chocomog

19 Sep 2008 03:22 pm

we did not have cafeteria in high school ):,just distributors.
the cinnamon roll sounds appetizing :9!!
good luck moe~~
and thank you for the double updates!

walkin_talkin_apocolyps

19 Sep 2008 03:37 pm

im all caught up! O..O for deh first time ever! i stopped readin yesterday just a few pages befor deh end!? and that waz deh day i came up with deh brilliante plan teh write down whut page i waz on! crud! thass cheatin!

Lysine

20 Sep 2008 02:54 pm

Nothing is greater than cinnamon rolls.

CyRabbit (Guest)

Cooooool!!! 21 Sep 2008 05:28 am

I LOVE THIS COMMIC!!!
I wanna see the next day...Nyahahahahahahahaha

Hogrock

21 Sep 2008 01:39 pm

Happens to everyone.

a ninja (Guest)

21 Sep 2008 05:39 pm

I love cinnamon rolls.
But our school doesn't sell them anymore, so there is no chance that an announcement like that could happen. D:
*cries*

anonymous (Guest)

22 Sep 2008 06:43 am

Cinnamon rolls?!?! xD Moe's expression in the last panel is just hilarious! Can't wait for the next update!!!

CappuccinoCat

23 Sep 2008 12:13 am

Finally caught up. xD

DARN I love this comic. Your style is very expressive, your character gallery is FULL of very amusing personalities, and the story just keeps getting more and more hilarious. xDD Overall, this is pure win.

I'm gonna stalk this now~

Robin (Guest)

24 Sep 2008 05:20 am

Wow. I don't know what happened, but I'm seeing a whole lotta skanky ads above your comic right now, although it's pretty hilarious in context. Umm, I guess...Alternate's main fanbase is horny teenage boys?

Bok

24 Sep 2008 06:54 am

Odd. Not seeing any ads here.

Armbyorg

24 Sep 2008 07:48 am

I don't see any.

iwasbored

24 Sep 2008 08:12 pm

My old school totally sold cinammon rolls everyday. And slushees and pizza....
My new school doesn't have any of this...The only appetizing food is the salad...
Think about this. THE FREAKIN SALAD.

nozmo

26 Sep 2008 12:00 am

Robin: Wow, uhh, I don't want to log out to find out what those ads actually look like but if you sign up for an SJ account, ads will disappear!

But this is kind of the reason I want to jump off Smackjeeves soon.

(Also, I kind of physically and mentally crashed this week. Again. Please wait till the weekend for an update when I have regained some sanity.)

gabEEinK

good job 26 Sep 2008 02:46 am

sounds like your going through some tough times in your personal life, so good job with keeping to it.

Fern (Guest)

28 Sep 2008 07:24 pm

I absolutely adore this comic. I read it in one sitting (free tiiiime, that I do have) and can't wait for more. Thanks for sharing !

Roving (Guest)

29 Sep 2008 10:47 pm

ah...my day is complete thanks to alternate.
Keep up the good work!
...and I'll buy all your stuff!
bookmarks, prints you name it!
oh the agony of living in a lonely backwater Canadian city with no good anime cons nearby! woe is the fan...

CanadianFrenchFry (Guest)

30 Sep 2008 09:21 am

*ponders* I really only see MMORPG ads up there...

*taps foot* It's Tuesday! Should I check later for an update? Oh wait, you're at school. I'll...check again at noon or...something.

Phantast (is too lazy to log in) (Guest)

02 Oct 2008 07:20 pm

I see ads, but they aren't of the horny teenage boy variety. o.O

Cinnamon roll sales > Professional pictures, all the way. :p

Hikari Yuki

04 Oct 2008 04:41 pm

Hahaha...woot...I love frickin' cinnamon rolls. And large masses of people racing to get some.

Eshidu(also too lazy to log in) (Guest)

05 Oct 2008 05:17 pm

lol i also see the elephant! it's in the third panel. x3
wow.. i haven't had a cinnamon roll in....
almost 2 years. @___@ *goes to find one* > .>

Chelsea (Guest)

. 05 Oct 2008 10:28 pm

OH NO!.


GET MORE PAGES UP OR IM GOING TO DIE!

*sniff* i love this comic.

raspberry beret! (Guest)

06 Oct 2008 08:17 pm

w...wow.
it has been a while since the last strip.
is everything okay, nozmo? :|

tamarara

07 Oct 2008 02:51 am

It's been awhile since I was on smackjeeves. And this comic is as funny as ever.

dip-eiffel-tea

there is a freaking cinnamon roll sale in the cafeteria NOW!! 12 Oct 2008 03:17 am

LOLL
yaaayyy updates!
i love bailey :'D and cinnamon rolls MMMM

Meggieport

19 Sep 2009 08:55 am

BEST IDEA TO DISTRACT A PERSON EVUR! YOU'RE A GENIUS!