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August 20th, 2008, 10:48 pm

Hey guys, I'm going to be at Anime Evolution this weekend! If you come by and say hello, I'll give you a happy sentence! (I AM SO SERIOUS)

And after the convention, I will actually have time to do comics again. I CAN'T WAIT.


September 18th, 2019, 5:58 pm


August 21st, 2008, 3:18 pm

How many goddamn typos did I make on this page? Holy crud, anyways thanks for pointing them out guys. Big help because I'm sort of out of it at the moment.


September 12th, 2008, 12:25 am

oh wow this page is taking longer than usual! I don't really know why. I mean, the page is completely inked but school's been ko'ing me. PLEASE WAIT FOR ME TO GET MY LIFE FIGURED OUT or at least until I finish my Psych essay.

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August 20th, 2008, 10:58 pm

Oh shizz, thank you Armbyorg. Typos are NOT okay. I'm so tired right now, it's not even funny. *hands really hurt right now*

to lazy to log in.... (Guest)

August 20th, 2008, 11:00 pm

"She's screwed tighter than the bolts on the Eiffel Tower"

That phrase is pure GENIUS.


August 20th, 2008, 11:00 pm

Whoa, Bailey saving people left and right! X-xin, do I detect... jealousy? Guhahaha Paris is so loveable, grumpy and all.

I wish we had lockers at our school. Then I wouldn't have to lug around all my stuff, but the admin were afraid of people hiding drugs in there, so they took the lockers out ;___;


August 20th, 2008, 11:06 pm

Lark: WHAT? People hide drugs anywhere! I would be dead if I had no locker because I have so many textbooks. ;__;


August 20th, 2008, 11:14 pm

Any freak of an admin who says no to lockers has to be on drugs. I feel sorry for the student's backs, as they are now far more likely to develop problems. o-o;;

And get some sleep, Nozmo. D8

*wishes she could go to the con as well* ;w;


August 20th, 2008, 11:27 pm

the lockers in the main part of my school have bottomless pits leading to hell...my sister lost half her textbooks one time when it caved in.


August 20th, 2008, 11:32 pm

Love the third and the fourth pannels XD


August 20th, 2008, 11:38 pm

have fun at the connnn!!
LAWL@eiffeltowerjoke.com XD


August 21st, 2008, 12:16 am


In a not creepy way?
That's all.
The cooking mini-comic made me laugh.


August 21st, 2008, 12:44 am

hey nozmo! :D Good luck at AE! If I were canadian I'd absolutely go!! ;3; But alas, I'm not >n<.. *sniff*
LOL Jing is so funny~ and Xin seems to be somewhat jealous! xDDD I wonder if it's because he doesn't get along with Jing.. I wonder why, though D:~ I hope we get to know the reason further in the story! x3 thanks for the update!!

Lyxria (Guest)

August 21st, 2008, 12:46 am


Wow Bailey, quite the livesaver you are.
Xin sounds jealous~! ;D


August 21st, 2008, 2:19 am

WTF??? You're going to be at AE? Man, now I wished I brought a ticket, and right in my town too... XO
LOLOLOL, Great comic btw. :D


August 21st, 2008, 2:30 am

YAY NEW PAGE XD Your updates always make my day! I'm really curious about Jing and Bailey's history now *u*

I-I'M GONNA BE AT AE ;A; But I'm like, really shy in real life s-so I don't know if I'll say hi OTL;; I'LL MUSTER UP MY COURAGE. I cannot pass up a happy sentence D: or the awesomeness that is nozmo.

Paradox (Guest)

August 21st, 2008, 2:38 am

You replaced "Pussy" with "Wussy" a few comics back.

Wrrrry. It made me smile, since they were actually talking like real high schoolers :X ...


August 21st, 2008, 9:25 am

B-But Bailey is awesome! D':

Wah, I wish I could go, but the tickets would probably cost like.. 800 dollars from here to Vancouver. @_@ Aw shoot, I wish you could come to Anime North in May and stuff.


August 21st, 2008, 9:48 am

I smell a thickening plot!


LOVE THE METAPHOR!!! August 21st, 2008, 10:33 am

"screwed tighter than bolts on the eiffel tower" XD
GOD i nearly PEED MY PANTS!!!


August 21st, 2008, 12:07 pm

Paradox: Ahh, it's just that, a while after I posted those pages I remembered something that really bothered me about that word... So it's just a personal thing for me haha. :(


August 21st, 2008, 12:09 pm

I adore this Paris/Jing interaction. It makes me smile when characters converse with each other.

Also...um...typo... 4th panel... "talkng"...

It's really really really small. You just left out the "i" in talking...

octobertea (Guest)

August 21st, 2008, 12:11 pm

Add another fan to your list. I just found this through another site and love it. All the characters are great you do such a good job! I'm impressed! Keep up the good work.


August 21st, 2008, 12:37 pm

Haha, I love Paris' manbag.

I miss glasses geek Jing D: Will we ever see his four-eyedness again?

I <3 Geeks D:


August 21st, 2008, 12:41 pm

I actually looked for the button to fav it again 'till I remembered that you can only fav a comic once XD I'm such a dork XDD

Edit: ...wait...WAAAIT?! where is your vote button ;_; I can't find it 0.0


August 21st, 2008, 2:50 pm

I just spotted a typo... "talkng" in the 5th panel.
But anyway, so many mysteries on this page! I wonder what Bailey did to save Jing's life? Does Jing like Bailey? And does Xin hate Jing for liking Bailey?!? O:


August 21st, 2008, 3:08 pm

Ooooo. I sense a flashback. XD


August 21st, 2008, 4:29 pm

I feel like I haven't read this in forever. :D Psyched for an update.

I hope the con is fun; I wish I could go.


August 21st, 2008, 9:04 pm

XD OMG, it's back!!

"Screwed tighter than the bolts on the eiffel tower..."

XD brilliant!

prettymountain (Guest)

August 22nd, 2008, 12:55 am

nozmo in response to paradox: You know, I know kinda what you mean? That word always weirded me out ^^' I thought it actually seemed a little out of place somehow, in the comic. Maybe it's just me. But another awesome page, loving it^^ Have fun at the convention *is going to one myself, but a different one T_T*

Arhena (Guest)

August 22nd, 2008, 1:40 am

"Screwed tighter than the bolts on the Eiffel Tower"...
That made me smile. xD


August 22nd, 2008, 9:46 am

Jing's face is so hilarious on this page, it has almost the same expression in each panel xDD

CanadianFrenchFry (Guest)

August 22nd, 2008, 1:53 pm

*claps happily* An update!

Paris and Jing make me lol.

Uhh...I'm not going to Anime Evolution, but can I have a happy sentence, anyways, oh fellow Canadian?


August 22nd, 2008, 2:32 pm

I really like Paris's hair. Like, a lot. XD

Have fun at your convention!

Aramande (Guest)

Feed? August 22nd, 2008, 3:30 pm

Hi nozmo,
I found your webcomic through stumbleupon, and I like it very much. I usually subscribe to all good webcomics through rss or atom feeds, but I didn't find any of these. You might consider getting one of them. ^^


@ Aramande August 22nd, 2008, 4:20 pm

If you go here, there's a RSS feed you can use for Alternate.


Aramande (Guest)

@Phantast August 23rd, 2008, 2:15 am

Thank you, now I will be able to follow the comic easier. :D


August 23rd, 2008, 11:04 am

ZOMG, that whole Eiffle Tower thing was hilarious. XD And.....hmm....how....what....when....did Bailey save Jingle Bells? I mean--*realizes something* HOLD ON ONE DARN TOOTIN' MINUTE!!!

.....where'd Skye go?

Nozmo (lazy to log in) (Guest)

August 23rd, 2008, 10:49 pm

CanadianFrenchFry: Sorry but no! ): Happy sentences are not good when they are not given in person!

Armbyorg + Guest: Skye is not bothering to look at Jing and Paris because he really doesn't care. So he is, in fact, there. Just not sticking his head out. HE'S ON THE NEXT PAGE MAN.

Nozmo (lazy too log in) (Guest)

August 24th, 2008, 1:07 am

Armbyorg: (Dude, it is me. I don't think anybody would bother impersonating me because it isn't worth the time) Sorry about spelling your name wrong. But I even spelled "too" wrong in the last comment so could you please excuse me? I fixed your name if that helps.


August 24th, 2008, 1:49 am

Have I ever told you how much I LOVE YOU? I wish I could go to AE- but, those damn plane ticket thingies cost way too much these days, and I'm way too lazy to hijack the damn thing so I'm stuck at home. I wish I could go. Last panel rocked my socks off. And I actually laughed out loud. =D


August 24th, 2008, 8:32 am


Skeptico: Ohhhh thank you! Maybe one day you can come... or I can go to a con near you. >_o

Becca (Guest)

August 24th, 2008, 6:56 pm

I adore this comic. :>

It's rather amusing, and I kind of like the no romance thing. I mean, romance is good, but sometimes no romance is fun, too.

I wish I could go to that Anime Evolution. But.. I'm not Canadian. And I have to go to school tomorrow, anyway.

I do wish I could've gotten a happy sentence. -angst-

But anyway, I hope you had fun! Can't wait for the next update. :3


Yea! August 24th, 2008, 11:13 pm

I caught up! horay! O, and i just thought u should know a bunch of guys from ur comic have been added to my 'secret list of crushes i have on fictional guys' which is kinda a big deal.
to me. Horayyyyy!!!!

Stripey (Guest)

August 25th, 2008, 12:33 pm

>: O WOOT.
xDD I love this comic so much...

lurveness (Guest)

August 27th, 2008, 3:32 pm


I have not posted a comment in a while... ouo

She is screwed tighter than the bolts on the Eiffel Tower. 8D

You has humor. eue


August 28th, 2008, 8:28 pm

i found this by accident reading steam_pilots lj. I'm Soooooo happy!!! Jing is my new favorite character! Skye just got pwned.


August 30th, 2008, 3:46 am

i went to ae on saturday~~ :D
i bought the last of those.. erm, bookmark thingies XD (were they supposed to be bookmarks? D:)

btw, i love alternate! <3 can't wait to see what happens next c:


August 30th, 2008, 11:49 am

Stripey: Thank you sweetieeee

babyfacelove: If they costed a dollar each, it was probably a bookmark! Thankssss

I need to update but I'm kind of tied up at the moment... x__x


August 30th, 2008, 2:15 pm

Nozmo: Will it be possible for us, who sadly can't afford tickets to sch events, to buy art from you through internet? D:

A guest FROM THE PITS OF HELL!!! (Guest)

... August 31st, 2008, 6:59 am

Saved his life? Could it be...o.o O.O 0.0 THAT BAILEY IS A SUPER HERO??


August 31st, 2008, 1:24 pm

you're keeping me from doing my book report so i can be in my honors english class

i hope you're proud


September 1st, 2008, 5:12 pm

I wish I could go to AE.

I want a happy sentence so badly. : D

I really wish I didn't live on Vancouver Island now, the mainland is better. Dx


September 1st, 2008, 9:09 pm

Now I want to impersonate you. Because it IS so freakin' worth my time ;D Haha, AND sweet page. I wish I could have seen all the errors. Despite it all.


MORE PLOX September 2nd, 2008, 6:07 pm

Bahahaha this webcomic rocks! MORE! NOW!!!!!

a ninja (Guest)

September 3rd, 2008, 9:34 pm

OMG! I saw you at AE! Then someone I was with told me about Alternate! And I love it now!
Btw, the Death Note comic at your table in Artist's Alley was amusing. :D


FORUM! September 4th, 2008, 3:43 pm

where is the FORUM!!!! SRLY!!!??? WHERE!!! T______T;;;

I made icons!


:( September 6th, 2008, 12:36 pm

New page?

empress blia

September 6th, 2008, 11:41 pm

GAH! i love love love it! love your character profiles too. jing needs a new best friend.


September 9th, 2008, 11:39 am

Bolts on the Eiffel tower...:F MAN,You're some genius or something!

PuPu (Guest)

September 10th, 2008, 12:21 pm

Omg~ I so love this page :D
But... Not by any offence... I long for a new page...
But thank you so very much for making these comics, nozmo ^^ They always make my day :3
PS: I want same kind of hair than Paris, but I was told that I can't D:


September 11th, 2008, 5:44 am

c...comic now? ;_____;

Fishies (Guest)

September 11th, 2008, 1:32 pm


(I mean I thought I recognised your art at AE but never got up the courage to ask ._. I'll go now.)


September 13th, 2008, 12:40 am

..i want a happy sentence..
ooh..your comic is really cool..
..i love all your characters..

i cant wait to see more!



September 13th, 2008, 4:23 pm

I hate to be one of those people that rushes, but it's been a while. I still come to this page because it's funny and I love your comic, so I don;t want to be knocked off of the most popular comic page. Otherwise, I'd be sad on the inside.