sorry... I got sick a little and then after that I got better... but then I don't know, I felt like I lost motivation to do anything! All I did was sleep and go to school... I couldn't even do my homework. Uhhhg I just feel really frustrated because I don't know what I want to do with my life! AAHHH


I feel so stupid ksdjshdsa sorry guys aaahhh


lighter talk:
who was the one who made the TVTropes page?! that was pretty cool!! :)

EDIT: oh I better link it: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Alternate

that's completely okay Nozmo :)

You updated, so that's just as great~<3

Oh, and, what's TVTropes page? D8?

I don't really support Camilo&Bailey but.... Oh Camilo. The awkward moments, the uncomfortable silence, don't you see you were destined to be with Bailey? Lighter talk: Nozmo, you're Nozmo. You write the greatest and non-homo comics in the world, and you are definately not stupid. And although I have no clue what a TVTropes page is, I'm sure it is pretty cool indeed.

I was hoping they'd make a page for Alternate on tvtropes for ages! I would do it myself but I have no idea how to make a page haha.

XD These two are amazing together. I love how they just keep jumping to conclusions.

Totally seeing Allison's expressions in Camilo's face. It's lovely. <3

hahahah Camilio why are you so stupid xDDD!!!
hahahah this page, as many others, made me laugh so much! xD

this page was really tense xDDDD;;;.....

HOMOS OR NO HOMOS NOZMO WRITES THE BEST. COMICS. EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please publish Alternate!!! I WANT TO OWN IT. I'd buy an anthology of yours, no doubt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have plenty of time to think about what you want to do. Just explore what you're interested in, and I'm sure you'll find it. Try out some new things, too! No need to stress about it this early. :]

Bailey's face in the third panel is the best!

;( I wanted to make a TV Tropes page for Alternate...

Don't worry Nozmo, you're not the only one who has no idea what to do in life (*sobs*). And lol, Camilo, how're you gonna fix this?

Panel 7 = Win

That Expression!

Alternate is back? Yaaay~! Frowning hurts bailey's face? lol

Heh, I know how you feel. My final year of mandatory school is coming to an end, and I pick NOW of all times to realise I have no idea what the hell I wanna do! xD

i love this comic.

Awesome angry face Bailey. xD

LOL They're adorable.
They're both just so... upset. XD

notallthatevil dude i thought you died. any way this is probabley the greatist BEST internet thing ever you could probabley make a carrier out of it

xD awe how cute, they both are so clueless.

Bailey's face in panel three cracks me up XD.

yay! 8D i was waitin 4 the nxt update x3 & LOLZ USE THE POWER OF FACE MUSCLES~! 8D

LMAO. THEY'RE SILLY.
I was thinking yesterday, "I'M AWESOME. I SHALL BE THE AWESOMEST EVER." And thought of this comic.
And then. Imagined Skye to the Pokemon theme song.
Cause he wants to be the very best! That no one ever was!!
Shuttingupnow.

yes, ha ha and what a wonderful moment it is. XD

*raises hand* I'm the one who made the page. I've been a troper for about 2-3 years, and was like, "How come Alternate doesn't have an entry?" Someone else wrote a description on the "Slice of Life" comic entry, but there still wasn't a page...so I create one BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR WEBCOMIC SO MUCH. (you can check the page's history if you don't believe me)

...Please don't hate me.

I love looking at her serious battle face cause it reminds me of Sea-man

Urghhhhh I just finally read the whole comic. XD So amusing. I love it.

This page is hilarious! xDDD

Don't sweat it, everyone has their ups and downs ^^
By the way, I love how you're art style has evolved slightly - it's nothing much, you can still recognize it easily :D

I'm not even kidding when I say this is my favorite comic EVER. EH-VAR. <3

And I know you said there wouldn't be any romance in Alternate, but....I CAN'T STOP THE SHIPPING!!! D: THE HOPELESS ROMANTIC FANGIRL IN ME IS SCREAMING TO BE LET OUT!!!!!

The facial expressions are PRICELESS. And oh dear, oh dear- I am so in love with Camilo. And Bailey. AND YOU!

*still laughing hysterically over Bailey's angry face*

I must say... This is about the funniest page X)
Oh and ummm... well sorry if this sounds rude but will Todd and Petunia be up and running again soon? I'm sure it must be hard managing 2+ comics at the same time :(

ZOMG 8DDDD skdljflsd I am a major CamiloxBailey Fag > < skdjflsd they are adorable togetherrrr D8888

and bawwww cute Bailey puffy face > <

Hungryformore21: Haha, not rude at all! But I wish I could answer your question... it's kind of complicated right now and I don't know when I can update that thing.

EEEEEEE I RUV CAMILO C: UHURR

this couple is ftw!!!!
xD I love the combo they make
they go together well...locked in.....*dreams up crazy fanfictions of what will happen between them*
>D

Haha that page rocked. Pretty awesome. (Re: TVTropes page. But also this comic page.)

I haven't been on SJ in foreverrrr and I never go on anymore but now I have a reason, if you're updating again! ^^ No pressure I mean. O_O lol I'm just excited to see anything by you updated. :D

Love Camilo, still~ <3

SHE'S SO CUTEEEE

OMGAH IT'S OVERWHELMING

YOU: I LOVE. HAHAHA OH. HOLY GOD. I just checked SJ for the first time in a while, ohhh I was so excited to see that you updated!!! <x'DDD I love alternate so very much. It ALWAYS makes me laugh out loud. You're seriously one of the most witty and entertaining comic writers I can think of. <3


And I just thought I'd put that out there. I admire your work so damn much. ;____;

IGLOO good 2 know that you feel better :D
great page, panel 7 is the best!! and also i like that they both have inside talks with them self!! ;)

LOL Camilo is one of my favorites.

Hilariously enough we share a birthday! TEEHEE.

I love the look on Bailey's face. XDDD

Oh man, Alternate rivals Death Note in terms of characters relentlessly thinking. <3 I really missed reading this comic~!

Dawwwwww Bailey and Camilo make a totally hilarious combination, what cuties ;_;

Since Hungryformore asked about T&P, I suppose I may as well mention it... what about Ebony Prince?

I mean, not to sound like one of your common (And often out of line IMO)update whiners/demanders, but EP was damn brilliant! But is it dead now? (And what was the outcome of the writing competition?)

Um, yeah. Hope you don't think ill of me for asking, I just wondered what the situation was with it.

Oh. OH.
How did I miss this updating the day before my birthday. nozmo thank you so much so much so much for being awesome. ;-;

I hope you sort out your feelings about your life/future.

bguh

I forgot how hilarious this comic was. Just read it from beginning to end and shiiiiit I'd buy it if you published it.

Also, poor Camilo.

Well, lol @ the Photobucket thing.

knockster: LOL? MORE LIKE TEARS since I can't do anything about it atm

hahaha wow nozmo... that was fast

Nozmo: Oh no no, I see you've coped with it pretty fast and well! CONGRATS.

...and it's pretty cool actually.

oh you've changed your layout :o !

you actually could make me laugh with your comics :'D

ohyeah, check out the layout. ch-ch-changees~

YAY YOU'RE BACK!! I have been eagerly awaiting your return :D

a question what is Bailey's natural hair color?

You know I was just wondering the same thing... I wonder if it's blond D:

I think it's blue cotton.

But it says on the characters page that Bailey's role is "The girl who dyed her hair blue" D:

*TAKESINADEEPBREATH* Well hi thar! It took me...ohhh two sitting to finish your comic to the last update? Yeah, thats about it! In fact, the only reason I really got a Smack Jeezes account was to comment here and on Marco Polo by Lark. *see upward comment...somewhere up there.* MAYBE I CAN MAKE MY OWN FOR I AM A GOOD DRAWER BUT IT'S UNLIKELY. Anyways, My favorite character is....well, I'm stuck between Skye and Calimo and Paris, sooo. I LOVE YOU.

P.S. Uhh. The Sky is Falling :D

I thought it was about time that I pledged my loyalty to your comic.
Alternate makes me happy enough to fangirl (which is very, very rare). I read through the archives (twice) back before you started re-updating. Then I decided to check back not very long ago and and squee'd like a thing possessed, due to the sudden updates.
I'm glad that this comic hasn't died like so many of the others out there. *glomph*

"I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU"

that's probably what god is thinking about me right now. XD

Lovely ! Ooh! Nice!
I use to read your webcomic in the innocence of my youth (that was, what? 2 years ago?) and now I'm back and I find out it's still ON, baby!
Wonderful.
Your drawing skills have improved. My compliments.

You are awesome, end of story. I love your comic to bits. :3

They make a great dynamic duo. Ha ha! XD